[ Herp derp, he's prevented her from closing the closet door! Sanae pouts, looking up at him as he blocks her from carrying out her brilliant lesson plan of the day. ] First of all, it's key board, not keysboard.

[ A huff. ] And second of all, this is for your own benefit to learn!

What if there is an emergency, and I need to contact you quickly! What if you're in a pickle, and you need to contact someone for help! Believe it or not, in this day-and-age cell phone mastery is a coveted skill!