Here I am baring my heart out to you, and you're trying to make a quick syvl out of my predicament!

[But he's not mad. He knows Alvin's just joking...or at least, that the man would consider a business proposition a much more secondary, or even tertiary concern, to what Lu Meng's struggling with.]

I don't think you want me as your representative down there either. I've never been much of a diplomat.