[Sorry Alvin, but at least there's no boogers flying anywhere? That would be just plain gross.]

I spent a bit too much time in the snow with Sanae. She was trying to show me how to make a snow angel.

[...and right now he wishes he could transmit that feeling of grossness to Alvin. Of course, Alvin would find a way to make a crack out of his situation.]

Of course not. Is your mind always fixed on women? [Froooown.] But I did visit a doctor and he gave me some pills. I'm doing better today.

[Anyway, moving on from hot caretakers...]

What can I do for you? Is there a matter you wish to discuss?